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Never waste your time with negative haters! The best way to handle that type of person is smiling. It annoys them more and makes you a winner!!
dont play with someone, who knows how to play the same game and probably better than you
Love is much like a wild rose,beautiful and calm, but wiling to draw blood in its defense
And everywhere i look i see a part of you in everyone i meet </3
Dumbledore said: "It does no good to dwell on dreams." Stephanie Meyer got the idea for Twilight from a dream. Go figure.
The world wouldn't need Anger Management if we had Stupidity Management.
I'm not crazy I'm just special! No wait maybe I am crazy.. One second, I have to talk to myself about this hold on...
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
If you get pulled over, ignore the cop and tell him that your mommy told you not to talk to strangers
Blondie says to mom:mom my iPhone broken Mom says: How is it broken??? Blondie says:I pressed the home button but it didn't take me home Mom:(smiles :) )
You smile I smile, you get hurt I get hurt, you cry I cry, you jump off a bridge, I'm gonna miss you buddy...
Life would be much easier if girls came with an instruction manual!!
When life gets you down.. just remember that your the little sperm that won the race!
i never planed on liking u but then i started talking to u and my plan back fired ♥
Its hard when the one you love doesn't love you back but its even worse seeing them love someone else.
Sometimes we need someone to simply be there … Not to fix anything or do anything in particular, but just to let us feel we are supported and cared about.