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A facebook statuses are an update feature which allows users post their thoughts, whereabouts, or important information with their friends.

Status is usually short message and generally gives information without going into too much detail. When a status is updated, it posts on the user's personal wall, as well as in the news feeds of their friends.

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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
I basically believe the medical insurance industry should be nonprofit, not profit-making. There is no way a health reform plan will work when it is implemented by an industry that seeks to return money to shareholders instead of using that money to provide health care.
The major studios are by and large banks, and they give you what is by and large a loan to make a movie. Like banks, they want their money back plus.
Never expect a loan to a friend to be paid back if you want to keep that friend.
You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothing about the money. 'Hi, how ya doing? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doing?
Never waste your time with negative haters! The best way to handle that type of person is smiling. It annoys them more and makes you a winner!!
dont play with someone, who knows how to play the same game and probably better than you
Love is much like a wild rose,beautiful and calm, but wiling to draw blood in its defense
And everywhere i look i see a part of you in everyone i meet </3
Dumbledore said: "It does no good to dwell on dreams." Stephanie Meyer got the idea for Twilight from a dream. Go figure.
The world wouldn't need Anger Management if we had Stupidity Management.
I'm not crazy I'm just special! No wait maybe I am crazy.. One second, I have to talk to myself about this hold on...
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
If you get pulled over, ignore the cop and tell him that your mommy told you not to talk to strangers
Blondie says to mom:mom my iPhone broken Mom says: How is it broken??? Blondie says:I pressed the home button but it didn't take me home Mom:(smiles :) )
You smile I smile, you get hurt I get hurt, you cry I cry, you jump off a bridge, I'm gonna miss you buddy...
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