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When guys get jealous, it’s actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start!
When girls get jealous, it`s normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.
I keep seeing these quotes that say when someone walks out of your life you seem to die a little..I guess I should be completely dead by now.
How to make a man happy: 1) Love him 2) feed 3) leave it alone. How to make a woman happy? It`s not that hard. One only has to be: 1) friend 2) lover 3) brother 4) the father 5) The host 6) teacher 7) cook a roofer 9) plumber 10) mechanic 11) Decorator 12) stylist 13) Sexologists 14), a psychologist 15) therapist 16), the organizer 17) bold 18) clean person 19) kindly 20) Good 21), a generous 22) tender 23) attentive 24) a gallant 25) intelligent 26) educated 27) with some humor 28), an ingenious 29) sports 30) a strong 31) understanding 32) acquiescent 33), tolerant 34), indulgent 35), careful 36), mild 37) rich 38) strongly 39) a reliable 40) polite Without forgetting: 41) often make compliments 42) love to do shopping 43) do not make trouble and do not look for problems 44) do not annoy her 45) do not look at other girls At the same time you: 46) to be careful 47) do not be jealous 48) to get along with her family 49) to find time for her .... at the same time leaving her room taking care of her ... And finally, VERY IMPORTANT: 50) NEVER! do not forget the date: * Birthdays * The first meeting * betrothal * Wedding Unfortunately, even strictly following all the rules, her happiness is not guaranteed because it can choke on the perfection of his companion and escape with the first available
Girl: I`m jealous. Boy: Don`t be jealous,baby.. Girl: Why? Boy: `Cause you have something that they don`t. Girl: What? Boy: My heart.
‎7 colors make rainbow, 7 chords make music, 7 days make a week, 7 continents make the world, 7 beautiful letters make us friends. =] ♥
A boy makes YOU jealous of another women, but gentleman makes another women jealous of YOU.
A boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
How can someone who's never met me, be jealous of me??
I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs :)
A jealous girl does more research than the FBI
Don`t make me sad if you can`t make me smile, don`t make me cry if you can`t make me laugh, don`t break my heart if you can`t fix it.
My alarm clock is jealous of the relationship I have with my bed :)
When a girl is jealous, she is capable of doing better research than the FBI.
Guys get jealous just from seeing pictures of you and another guy anywhere ladies.
Not only do I sing in the shower, but I also dance. Jealous?
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