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I woke up this morning and my car was cut in half. well played chuck norris well played >:D
I wish I had a theme song that played whenever I did something awesome.
Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species..
I`m proud of my heart. It`s been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken, but somehow still works.
Games will be played, hearts will be broken, tears will fall, people will change & rumors will be spread. But life will always go on.
"You`re too pretty to be single." "No, I`m too pretty to be lied to, cheated on, and played with."
Like if you have ever done one of these things... 1. Gone up a down escalator 2. Tried to make a fish follow your finger 3. Gone in the fridge for no reason 4. Stared at someone to see if they would realize 5. Pretended to drive when in the passengers seat 6. Played air guitar madly 7. Watched water droplets fall down a window to see who would win 8. Picked everything off a pizzza 9. Laughed at a random memory
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