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A man told his friend he has family problems...his friend said: my own is worse..this is why: i married a widow with a daughter, my father married that daughter now my father is my son-in-law...my daughter becums my step-mom, my wife bcums my gran-mum...more problem occured when i had a son..he was my mother`s brother n uncle....it became worse when my dad had a son who becums my brother and my grand-son Confussed?? Read again slowly
The special moment your baby brother/sister finally learns your name ♥
BESTFRIEND = Cares like a mom, Protects like a dad, Irritates like a sister, Teases like a brother, Loves more than a lover.
2 girls wearing the same shirt- "That bitch, copied my style".. 2 boys wearing the same shirt- "Brother!! :D"
How to make a man happy: 1) Love him 2) feed 3) leave it alone. How to make a woman happy? It`s not that hard. One only has to be: 1) friend 2) lover 3) brother 4) the father 5) The host 6) teacher 7) cook a roofer 9) plumber 10) mechanic 11) Decorator 12) stylist 13) Sexologists 14), a psychologist 15) therapist 16), the organizer 17) bold 18) clean person 19) kindly 20) Good 21), a generous 22) tender 23) attentive 24) a gallant 25) intelligent 26) educated 27) with some humor 28), an ingenious 29) sports 30) a strong 31) understanding 32) acquiescent 33), tolerant 34), indulgent 35), careful 36), mild 37) rich 38) strongly 39) a reliable 40) polite Without forgetting: 41) often make compliments 42) love to do shopping 43) do not make trouble and do not look for problems 44) do not annoy her 45) do not look at other girls At the same time you: 46) to be careful 47) do not be jealous 48) to get along with her family 49) to find time for her .... at the same time leaving her room taking care of her ... And finally, VERY IMPORTANT: 50) NEVER! do not forget the date: * Birthdays * The first meeting * betrothal * Wedding Unfortunately, even strictly following all the rules, her happiness is not guaranteed because it can choke on the perfection of his companion and escape with the first available
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