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If you`re going to be fake, just get some imaginary friends. You can do all you want to them, and it won`t affect the world around you. But never, ever fake anything to a real person. Unless you`re a freakin` magician.
Having fake friends makes you realize how lucky you are having your best friends.
Without fake friends, you`ll never know who the real ones are.
Even problems do you a favor, they let you know the real friends from fake ones.
Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun, but leave you in the dark.
Girls know how to fake a smile, boys know how to fake their feelings.
Sure women can fake feelings, but men can fake a whole relationship.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship! :-D
there a two kinds of flowers fake and real.the fake last but the real soon withers
Friends will be there to the end but BEST FRIENDS will never turn there back. When need a someone to talk to there already holding the phone ready to answer.
Having few true friends is better than having a large network of pretentious friends. Quality beats Quantity all the time!
The truth is, friends can hurt you much more than your enemies ever could. So be aware of your friends, but not your haters
Hi friends, Good Morning. I`d like to share this thought with u all that friends should be added, enemies should be subtracted, joys are to be multiplied and sorrows should be devided.
Strangers think I`m quiet. My friends think I`m out-going. My best friends know that I`m completely insane.
Strangers think I`m quiet. My friends think I`m out-going. But only my BEST friends know that I`m completely insane.
To all my friends who listen when I'm mad, lift me up when I'm sad, and laugh with me whenever possible. Thanks for being such wonderful friends : )
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