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fake people are the worst people to be around. They always appear to be happy and upbeat when inside they are so jealous and hurting over someone else's life
Rumors are as dumb as the people who start them, and as fake as the people who help spread them.
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If you`re going to be fake, just get some imaginary friends. You can do all you want to them, and it won`t affect the world around you. But never, ever fake anything to a real person. Unless you`re a freakin` magician.
Girls know how to fake a smile, boys know how to fake their feelings.
I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see who`s real and who`s fake...
Life is full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you`re not one of them.
I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
Sure women can fake feelings, but men can fake a whole relationship.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship! :-D
there a two kinds of flowers fake and real.the fake last but the real soon withers
life is just a big FAKE !!
Is that fake tan or you just took a shower in Fanta?
Without fake friends, you`ll never know who the real ones are.
Don`t be a fake. Because everyone likes the original.
Yes, this is a fake smile. Thanks for NOT realizing.
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