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I like to send out texts saying "Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?" Just to see who`s dumb enough.
that awkward moment when your parent tells you no over the phone and you make a face at the phone after you hang up
That awkward moment when you`re talking to your friend on the phone & then your phone rings, realizing your call got cut out.
Seriously, what`s the point of having this expensive phone when i dont even get a text from you?): damn, my phone misses you.
Liking your own status is like, calling your cell phone from your house phone to talk to yourself.
The awkward moment when you think your phone made a noise, so you pick it up, but then you realize it wasn`t your phone so you pretend to be looking something up...
*Working hard on my homework* Phone: One new message! *Picks up phone to reply* *Mom comes in* "So! Yo u`ve been texting this whole time?!!"
Like if: texting to your own phone, so in awkward situations,when playing with the phone, when you have no one to talk to, it would make that message sound... Smart?
When I`m ignoring a phone call, the phone seems to ring longer than usual.
LIKE IF:When I`m ignoring a phone call, the phone seems to ring far longer than usual.
Yelling "is that your phone?!" when someone has their phone out in class.
*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* Fucking Earthquake!
I" m lost in a confused world, or is it I'm confused in a lost world?
That awkward moment when you ignore someone`s phone call & they call you from someone else`s phone & you answered it.
If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost.
When something is gained, something else is also lost.
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