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A man told his friend he has family problems...his friend said: my own is worse..this is why: i married a widow with a daughter, my father married that daughter now my father is my son-in-law...my daughter becums my step-mom, my wife bcums my gran-mum...more problem occured when i had a son..he was my mother`s brother n uncle....it became worse when my dad had a son who becums my brother and my grand-son Confussed?? Read again slowly
Look at your status, now back to mine. Now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn`t mine. But if you stopped posting useless idiocy and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You`re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. Anything is possible when your status has a point. I`m on a computer
is proud to be a wife, mother,and daughter
Mom: you`re all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
you know when your getting old when your work mates start looking at the pictures of your daughter and says wow they is hot
some words of advice to men: treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.
When I get older and my little daughter asks me " mom, who was you first love? " - I don`t want to have to pull out old photographs; I just want to point across the room and say " he`s sitting over there "
Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn`t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? ......You`re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook status looks like this one...
just explained to my mom that not "liking" her status wasn’t the same as "disliking" her status. Facebook can be complicated.
Like this if you want more status Leave a comment on what topic I should talk about Animals, Blondes, More Status ...I need ideas people
Fun Status Game!! reach for the nearest book and comment on this status with the second line of the second paragraph on page 20.
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If you think I`m cute (like my status). If you think I`m a good friend (comment on this). If you hate me (message me & tell me why). If you ever had a crush on me, be honest, (send a poke). If you`re not scared (make this your status).
I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I`m hating me for Liking your status!
This isn't a status...this is just to show that no status matches my feelings right now. :(
is updating his status to let you know his status is that he has no status.
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