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A facebook statuses are an update feature which allows users post their thoughts, whereabouts, or important information with their friends.

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Make your girlfriend happy by telling those 3 words every women loves to hear " Here`s my Wallet"
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If you think something will make you happy, go for it so that you won’t live your life asking, “What if?” and telling yourself, “If only.”
Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. that`s why most of the women put make up and most of the men lie.
Love each other as God loves you and forgive those who back stab and talk bad about you. They really need our prayers more than those who don't do those things.
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